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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:01:00 -
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I keep picking paper and I keep losing. Scissors needs a serious nerf.
EDIT: So apparently we have people becoming angry that this thread is garnering attention while theirs slips into the abyss that is pages 2 - x. I'd like to simplify this message even more for ya.
The origional purpose of this thread was to condense all of the "Nerf this, buff this" threads into one simple statement. Everyone wants their playstyle buffed and wants their counter nerfed.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm glad people are having fun.
This game is a giant rock-paper-scissors match. How often are you going to kill an Assault suit with a swarm launcher? Now how many tanks can you blow up with it? If I pick up a shotgun, will it be easier to get up close to a heavy or a scout? When I start hipfiring my SMG, am I attacking a close-up player or am I trying to take out a sniper? When I run down a tank in a dropship, am I staying high enough to keep out of the turrets tracking range, or am I staying low to the ground?
Every other thread in this forum is "Nerf them, buff me". Rather than picking paper all the time, try rock. You just might beat scissors. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:04:00 -
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RolyatDerTeufel wrote:paper needs to be nerfed. idk scissors are easy, i pick rock most the time.
Nah, rock is fine. Paper can take rock, scissors are the ones in serious need of a nerf |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.08 20:11:00 -
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gangsta nachos wrote:CCP Nothin wrote:Hi guys,
An update on this:
We found a pretty severe bug with the scissors that made them approximately 6.5x sharper than we intended. We're looking into deploying a hotfix shortly. Conversely, the rock will be getting a slight boost as we're looking to address the fact that it is, well, a rock.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused. Why Dont you remove this useless thread instead of supporting it
Beleive it or not, I didn't really start this thread intending on it going this way, although I'm glad people are appreciating a bit of a break from forum trolling.
The origional purpose was to condense all of the "Nerf this, buff this" threads into one simple statement. Everyone wants their playstyle buffed and wants their counter nerfed.
This game is a giant rock-paper-scissors match. How often are you going to kill an Assault suit with a swarm launcher? Now how many tanks can you blow up with it? If I pick up a shotgun, will it be easier to get up close to a heavy or a scout? When I start hipfiring my SMG, am I attacking a close-up player or am I trying to take out a sniper? When I run down a tank in a dropship, am I staying high enough to keep out of the turrets tracking range, or am I staying low to the ground?
Every other thread in this forum is "Nerf them, buff me". Rather than picking paper all the time, try rock. You just might beat scissors. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.09 01:37:00 -
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Bumpin' because I can. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.09 18:39:00 -
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Smoker Extreme wrote:Wtf are u all talkin about? Rock paper scissors? Havent played in 2 days what the hell is goin on?
Science.
Science is happening. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.10 03:29:00 -
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Damien860 wrote:Quote:Science.
Science is happening. What the hell does that mean?! Rock paper scissors???! What?? Lmao
The geology of rock, the mechanics of scissors, and the ancient handed-down techniques of paper. Those sciences.
And magic. Lots of magic. *Pulls a card out from behind your ear* |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.10 05:55:00 -
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Rasatsu wrote:Lately paper has been exploiting a mechanic where it can fold into a paper plane and fly to the top of shelfs, and from there throw down rocks at helpless scissors.
This needs fixing!
I too have been noticing this. Paper is fine however. This thread is about nerfing Scissors, since scissors always beats paper for some odd reason. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.11 19:03:00 -
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Finn Kempers wrote:People really seem to like me quoting Big Bang theory and bringing Spock into this thread from first page 
They just kinda go hand-in-hand with each other |
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